fairy, poo berry

[POO BERRY]

[atrb=border,0,none][atrb=style,background: url(http://i55.tinypic.com/359a5om.jpg); width: 600px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px #aaaaaa;,bTable][atrb=colspan,4][STYLE=font-family: helvetica neue; font-weight: 100!important; font-size: 35px; letter-spacing: -2px; color: #000000; text-shadow: 2px 2px 0px #ffffff; border-left: 1px solid #222222; padding-left: 15px;]My name is Poo Berry and I'm a fairy[/style][STYLE=border-left: 1px solid #555555; padding: 0 0 3 25; text-shadow: 1px 1px 0px #ffffff; color: #111111; font-family: helvetica neue; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 200!important; text-align: justify;]admission is the first step to recovery...[/style]
[atrb=style,width: 150px;][atrb=valign,top][STYLE=font-family: helvetica neue; font-weight: 100!important; font-size: 25px; letter-spacing: -1px; color: #000000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 0px #ffffff; border-left: 1px solid #555555; padding-left: 15px;]friends[/style][STYLE=border-left: 1px solid #000000; padding: 10px; background-color: #ffffff; color: #111111; font-family: helvetica; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: justify;]poo berry doesn't make friends very easily; mostly cause he is a total dick. fairies can only feel one emotion at a time and poo usually feels, annoyed, pestered, pissed, or mischievous. he finds 99.999% of all other fairies to be annoying as hell (and you might as well just round that up). he dislikes children and really only enjoys the company of pirates and redskins. he also tries to flirt with the mermaids now and then but they don't come into contact with one another very often. if you want to try and be his friend, feel free, but know that he is probably spitting in your hair when you're not looking.[/style]	[atrb=style,width: 150px;][atrb=valign,top][STYLE=font-family: helvetica neue; font-weight: 100!important; font-size: 25px; letter-spacing: -1px; color: #000000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 0px #ffffff; border-left: 1px solid #555555; padding-left: 15px;]enemies[/style][STYLE=border-left: 1px solid #000000; padding: 10px; background-color: #ffffff; color: #111111; font-family: helvetica; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: justify;]now this is more poo berry's style. he hates most people, and the feeling is typically mutual. poo loves to play pranks on people and to do mean spirited things, for the simple joy of being mean spirited. he might replace your gun powder with saw dust, tie your shoe laces together while you are sitting, or maybe just defecate in your coffee. needless to say he has not given a good impression to most people. feel free to throw out any sort of reason for them being enemies and i'll likely be okay with it. [/style]	[atrb=valign,top][atrb=style,width: 150px;][STYLE=font-family: helvetica neue; font-weight: 100!important; font-size: 25px; letter-spacing: -1px; color: #000000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 0px #ffffff; border-left: 1px solid #555555; padding-left: 15px;]lovers[/style][STYLE=border-left: 1px solid #000000; padding: 10px; background-color: #ffffff; color: #111111; font-family: helvetica; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: justify;]whut?! really?! like really, really?!!?! you want to get with poo berry, he's like four inches tall! poo beery doesn't take much interest in romance or feelings. some of the other fairies get all flirtatious but poo has always either ignored or spit on them. poo just has no interest in the coupling thing that some fairies do. it's not like they reproduce or anything so they have no need for such behavior. poo does sometimes flirt with mermaids but that is more out of a fascination than anything else. they're just so weird... i mean half-fish half-man people... how does that happen? poo has some theories. [/style]	[atrb=valign,top][atrb=style,width: 150px;][STYLE=font-family: helvetica neue; font-weight: 100!important; font-size: 25px; letter-spacing: -1px; color: #000000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 0px #ffffff; border-left: 1px solid #555555; padding-left: 15px;]others[/style][STYLE=border-left: 1px solid #000000; padding: 10px; background-color: #ffffff; color: #111111; font-family: helvetica; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: justify;]really i have no set plans for poo and any idea is probably going to be okay with me. the only things that you should stray away from: 1. present mutual affection, as poo has no desire to pair off with anyone & 2. any past lovers, for the same reason. so basically avoid love unless you are okay with it being one sided. other than that throw whatever you can think of at me. [/style]
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[BUNNY BONES]

_{alright so like... bunny is seriously in love with poo berry. alright, not really but she is so fond of him. she calls him her grumpy little poo bear but that doesn't bother her. she always just assumes he is grumpy because he needs affection or attention the little attention whorey fairy! mind you, bunny isn't very smart and assumes that his screams and insults are all just in good fun and will laugh, squeezing him into her enormous mounds or shoving him against her lips to give him a kiss. yes, poo berry will need plenty of baths after he has been around bunny but that does not change her affections for him. no matter how incredibly cruel, despicable and down right mean he is to her, he can't push her away and she'll always be there for poo berry no matter what... which may in time be to his advantage but who knows. he'll have to take plenty of kisses and boobie hugs until then.}

[ODE CAPULET]

( poo & ode )

Here you go! A serious, uptight, indifferent schmuck of a fairy for Poo to annoy the shit out of~ xD Poo could rip his books and bug him when he's trying to investigate something(collect info). The worst possible thing anyone could do to Ode is butt in on his storytelling or cut him off in the middle. This irritates the green haired fairy so much he refuses to speak with anyone for a long period of time. The longest it has gone was a year. Poo could try this out. xD